Thursday, February 2, 2012

Advice for a Paranormal Romance Heroine

(I have no explanation for this, except that it was Halloween, I was in college and there were a lot of office supplies lying around)
So you've just discovered that you're a heroine in a paranormal romance. Here's some advice for you!
  • Face facts: you are not normal. Most likely you are a vampire, werewolf, fairy, demon or other supernatural being. And if you're not one yet, just wait.
  • If the hot guy seems evil, he's probably good. If he seems good,  he's probably evil.
  • If you find something old, it's probably magic.
  • Beware of quiet, relaxing moments because that's when the monster will come to get you.
  • Don't get too attached to those you love because they're probably going to die. But you can take comfort in the fact that they can come back as a ghost or zombie.
 I wrote these as a exercise in my writing class and thought I'd share. Do you have any advice for a paranormal romance heroine?

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